By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…
but not all chambers
Best one I’ve seen. Best one.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
mom can i borrow money to buy you a present
i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit
I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???
How is my smile not professional???
Let’s try round 2.
I’m very confused. I must inquire further.
LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE
When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports.read this read this read this (via meggannn)
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
I love this post
Those were supposed to fall from my head, onto my eyes. (x)
Have you ever wanted to laugh so hard you FUCKING CRIED!?
down my face
I know right?
that was the best thing I have EVER WATCHED
Why is this Freddie from icarly
I TOLD YALL HE WAS HOT
WHAT THE FUCK
puberty smashed him to a different planet and back